Thursday 1 October 2015

The Monkalong, Part One: "Her manner evidently showed that she knew not what she was about"

I have a troubled history with the 18th Century Novel, in that I once had to do a module on them for my BA (I honestly love having to distinguish between my BA and MA now, you're gonna have to tell me if it gets annoying...) and they are the WORST. As in, the actual worst novels I've ever read. They're worse than you can even imagine, unless you've read Pamela too, and then you will understand the huge desire to die that the novel encourages in people.
YES IT IS.

But anyway. The point is that because of my crippling fear and hatred of the 18th century novel, I was not thaaaat excited to read The Monk, much as I was excited to be Monkingalong, because FIRST READALONG IN A YEAR, AW YEAHHHHHH! I started reading The Monk on the way to Canterbury, and was apparently very much not in the mood for it cause when I re-read those, like, 5 pages last night, I remembered none of the things that had happened, and then I kept reading and SHIT GOT REAL! 
Only I was MORE excited than Jesse

So. I mean. This book is ridiculous, right? Like, any number of mythical beings could show up and I wouldn't be at all surprised, except that I'd actually be hugely surprised because I ALREADY HAVE BEEN LIKE 3 TIMES. I think I already need to get more coherent because I am getting overwhelmed with the ridiculous of everything. HANG ON. 

Ok, I'm good. So. The excellence of the first chapter of The Monk clearly lies with the aunt who apparently has no ability to read social situations, has a firm belief in her ability to charm men, and does that annoying thing of 'why don't you say anything girl?' 'but Aunt, I-' 'DON'T INTERRUPT ME!' Obviously, I'm kind of in love with her. Antonia seems like a dull dull heroine like Laura from The Woman in White, but we're probably not far enough into the book to say that yet... The blonde pretty ones ARE always dull though. The fact that Lewis seems to admire her silence kind of says it all too, "she was wise enough to hold her tongue. As this is the only instance known of a woman's ever having done so, it was judged worthy to be recorded here." I MEAN, REALLY?! RUDE.

The second chapter is really where it's all at though. A pregnant nun! A naughty Monk! CROSS-DRESSING!!! Ambrosio is kind of a douche, am I right? I mean, "he is reported to be so strict an observer of chastity that he knows not what consists the difference between men and women"
However. I am almost inclined to believe it since the sight of ONE MERE BOOB was enough to start all of his sexual motors and to almost turn the end of chapter two into a Mills and Boon style bodice ripper. Imagine if she'd shown him two boobs? He'd probably have died. Anyway. His righteousness over making sure Agnes is punished becomes hypocrisy when he gets to have the sex, only of course he's a man so won't be punished for it, and Matilda is dying so can't get pregnant, so everybody wins! Except feminism. Feminism does not win.

To conclude: Shakespeare. Have we noticed some Shakespeare happening, people? I'm sure the Shakespearean quote that the novel starts with means something but I have no idea what, and Lewis definitely stole the cross-dressing device from him/theatre in general, but I REALLY LIKE how it was used here because I am so used to characters explaining that they are going to dress like a man* that I was genuinely surprised at Matilda's confession. Like honestly, I just thought Rosario (was that her man name? I can't be bothered to find the book...) was going to tell Ambrosio he was gay for him because I got THAT vibe, at least, but then BOOM- Surprise, I'm a man! Amazing shit.

So anyway. Aside from the songs/poems that I definitely skipped, I am INTO this whole Monk thing. ONWARDS.

*Although not always WHY and that intrigued me so much that I wrote a whole essay on it BOOM applicable Shakespeare

11 comments:

  1. Yeah I don't think Ambrosio could've survived a two-boob onslaught.

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  2. Leonella is the best. I want to see all of the crazy stuff that happens with our titular Monk but I would ALSO like to see a bunch of Leonella shenanigans.

    "I am almost inclined to believe it since the sight of ONE MERE BOOB was enough to start all of his sexual motors and to almost turn the end of chapter two into a Mills and Boon style bodice ripper. Imagine if she'd shown him two boobs? He'd probably have died." Yes, he def would have died had he seen both of them at once.

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    1. TBH I could just do with a load of Leonella stuff. That would be enough. I think she's the real star of everything, tbh.

      TWO BOOBS! No wonder he simply had to sex her at the end of the chapter. It all makes complete sense. Sort of.

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  3. His head literally would have exploded if he saw 2 boobs.
    Antonia IS just like boring Laura from WiW.

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    1. Right?! It made me so sad that Laura was boring, cause... Yeah...

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  4. 18th Century books are indeed the worst, but oddly that's why I like them. I can't seem to look away.

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    1. I kind of see them as practice attempts at novels before they got actually good, with, let's say, Austen. But I don't necessarily WANT to read the practices, I want to read the good ones!

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  5. "...he knows not what consists the difference between men and women." I second your bullshit on that, because do you REMEMBER the way he was enjoying his Virgin Mary painting? Don't anybody look at that painting with a black light.

    I was thinking---and you'll have to tell me if it's silly---but I was thinking that Lorenzo and Christoval's banter, when it's just the two of them, felt super Shakespeare-esque. Like Much Ado About Nothing, specifically.

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    1. A hahahahaha ewwwwwwwww! But also yeah, you're not wrong. Ambrosio!!!

      Not silly at all!!! I have a horribly painful confession that I have never read or seen Much Ado (it's RIDICULOUS, I know, and it's next on my list but I'm a bit ashamed tbh!) but it's definitely Shakespeare-risqué banter, you're not wrong. Sometimes he even lets women banter, like in As You Like It and it's wonderful!

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    2. I've only seen the Joss Whedon version, which I liked. It was extra banter-y.

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