I realise that no one expects consistency from me (or you shouldn't cause, you know, you're going to be disappointed) but LOOK! Another Top 5 TV post! This is becoming an almost fortnightly thing, kind of! PLUS I have ideas for at least three more, so... Go me with the consistency and all!
This time, I'm thinking about inappropriate crushes, and by inappropriate, I obviously mean 'crushes on cartoon characters'. Look. The majority of TV watching IN MY LIFE has been cartoons, and that goes doubly for when I was younger, so... who else was I supposed to be attracted to? Kids TV presenters or something (ICK)? I'm refusing to defend this (even though I just did) anyway, so here's the list...
Top 5 Inappropriate TV Crushes
1. Trent Lane from Daria
3. Fry from Futurama
4. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast
5. Robin Hood. The Fox.
Bonus Inappropriate Crush, With Added Inappropriateness
Young Stalin- I feel kind of icky about this crush, but the thing is... Obviously Stalin ended up being kind of bad, and you know, sort of caused the deaths of millions of people, AND in his later years looked distinctly walrus-like, but in his younger days? He was kind of delicious. JUST LOOK AT HIM:
Ahem. So young Stalin. He was hot, guys! Now tell me your inappropriate crushes so I don't have to feel kiiind of ucky anymore...