Friday 9 March 2012

Not So Much Devouring Books: The Finkler Question by Howard Jacobson

So, I didn't finish this book. This might not sound like a big deal to you, but to me that's MASSIVE. I think the last time I didn't finish a book, it was Tristram Shandy, and I had a very good reason for that: it's the most terrible thing I've ever read in my life, and I wanted to cry on every new page because there were just all these WORDS that were horrible and I was like 'mleurrrgh!' But anyway, the point is that, even though it was AWFUL, I felt really guilty about not having finished it, and more importantly, I felt like it had beaten me. Even though I wanted to beat it. Preferable with something sharp and tear-y.

So, I think the fact that I was able to just put this book aside, without guilt or shame, was a fairly big achievement. That it wasn't a book that I had to read helped (Tristram Shandy was a book I was meant to read for Uni) but I feel like I'm growing, and being able to make the decision not to waste my time on a book that I can barely be bothered to force myself to read. Having said that, I don't just want to give books up for no good reason, and for not reading The Finkler Question I did have (what I thought) were very good reasons!

So, my expectations for this book were raised to impossibly high levels just by glancing at the front and back covers. For starters, it won the Booker prize, which I hear is a pretty big deal (plus I know that Salman Rushdie won it at least twice, and hey, I love him, so I trusted the judgement of whoever judges such things) and, well, someone from The Guardian said this: "Like Shakespeare, only more so." At which I raised an eyebrow and said nothing, but to which I now, having read a whole, ooh, 90 pages, say PAHAHAHA, are you kidding me?! What does that even mean?! That this is the novel Shakespeare would have written if he had written novels? Firstly, er no; and secondly, don't book reviewers get silly when confronted with Booker prize winners!

They do. And here's the thing with this book. I know it's a comic novel, and so you can't take the characters too seriously and blah blah blah, but does that mean that you're meant to actively hate the characters? Because I really did- or at least I hated Julian, the main and possibly most annoying character you've ever met. And I realise that he's meant to be annoying- he's all sentimental and ridiculous about everything, but what this essentially added up to, for me, was that he's basically a giant sexist. Because Julian gets mugged by *GASP* a woman, and rather than just being upset, or annoyed, that he has been mugged, he's more upset that he's been mugged by a woman- NOT because he feels emasculated (that would be sort of understandableish, albeit still annoying) but that a woman could do such a thing. That kind of assumption, that all women have to be of one type and it's unthinkable that they could do anything else really really bugs me (although I'm not condoning mugging. Obviously.)

So anyway. There's also the fact that there are no female characters (and I'm not exaggerating here) in the 90 pages I read, other than the mugger, and memories of Julian's two friends' wives, who are both dead. I didn't see this changing anytime soon, and while I'm not incapable of reading a book with no female characters (or no interesting ones, anyway) this didn't help when combined with the other problems I had with the book. And here's another one: I feel like maybe if I was a recently widowed 50 year old man, I'd feel inspired to read on and, you know, learn the lessons that this book wanted to teach me (and hey, maybe even find those 'laughs' that it also promises) BUT really great literature should appeal universally, and not just to a niche group of readers. I just really couldn't connect with any of the characters, and sure, that's because basically everything about them was different to me, but surely Jacobson should have created the connection to them, because, you know, that's what great writers are supposed to do. I couldn't laugh at them, nor could I connect to them, and as a result I was utterly bored by them.

I can't really say anything else about it because the one disadvantage of not finishing books is that you just don't know- if they get better, what develops, if an awesome female character comes along and slaps some sense into them... So, yeah, there's that, but honestly, I'd rather spend my time reading something else, that I'm actually going to enjoy. And that, my friends, is what's known as growing. My only dilemma now is whether or not to count it in my Off the Shelf challenge because it was, you know, off the shelf, and now is permanently. Thoughts? And hey, have you read this book and want to defend it/tell me it gets way better? Please feel free to, you know where!

7 comments:

  1. Good for you for putting this tiresome book down. I am a firm believer in moving on when a book is not reaching me on any kind of level. If I'm struggling then I give it fifty pages or so before calling it. Sometimes a book just takes a while to get going and that's okay. But if I'm not connecting by page fifty then, really, I have to put it down and grab something else. I find that if I allow myself that kind of flexibility then I am more likely to sample a wider array of authors and genres and may the best one win!

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    1. Thank you Trish! I'm still a bit like 'I CAN'T let this book beat me!' but mostly I feel good about putting this one down. Also, good for you giving everyone equal opportunities :)

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  2. I won this in a giveaway! Haha! I bet the blogger just wanted it out of their house. Now I'm thinking I may just pass it along to the charity shop, but if it's really crappy, I'd feel bad that someone wasted any money on it.

    I just checked goodreads and it has a 2.73 average rating. Sheesh! That's the lowest I've ever seen.

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    1. Woah! And I thought it was just me! I mean, I would say give it a go because it might really grab you, but I just... yeah. No. I'm passing mine along to a charity shop, but I sort of feel mean about it because someone might buy it and be like 'what is this crap?!'

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  3. What Shakespeare would have written if he wrote a novel? Why would you even say that as a reviewer? It's just setting the book up for failure.

    I know what you mean about not wanting a book to beat you. Good for you for not wasting your time continuing with a book you hate

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    1. Right?! WHO WOULD SAY THAT?! It's just.. there is no 'more than' Shakespeare, Shakespeare is IT, you know? And even if there was something better than Shakespeare, I can confidently say that this ain't it.

      Thanks for your not finishing books support. I knew I could count on you :)

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  4. I kind of loved this book, but I agree with everyone else that it's great that you put it down when you realized you were not just not enjoying it but actively HATING it. I have such a hard time not finishing a book once I've started, and there are only a few I abandon each year. (And instead of actively deciding to stop reading, I just sort of shunt them off to the side until a few months have passed and I decide it's unreasonable to pick up where I left off.)

    It's been over a year since I read the novel, but what I can tell you is that a strong female character does come in in the second half of the novel. Julian continues to self-obsess and want to be Jewish.

    On a final note, I don't get that Shakespeare bit either. I mean...that is such a huge statement that it doesn't even MEAN anything. And as Red said, Shakespeare writing novels???

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